Love Life & Indian Advertisement Line

Want to propose a girl
Just do it - Nike


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Before going to propose to a girl
Believe in the best - BPL.


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If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl
Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo -


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If you are going to propose to a girl
Chances are 50-50 - Britannia.


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If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her
Take it easy - Limca.


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Girl says NO !
Jor ka jhatka dhire se lage - Mirinda.


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Those who succeed in love always say
We dream because we do - Daewoo.


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If some one wants to write a love letter to his girlfriend
Likho script apna apna.- Rotomac.


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If you love someone
Go get it - Visa power.


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Boy riding a bike with neighbor's girl
Neighbors envy owner's pride - Onida.


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Not satisfied with your date
Yeh dil mangey more - Pepsi.


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A guy having a number of girl friends
The Complete Man - Raymonds.


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A smart girl having a number of boyfriends
Yeh hai hamara suraksha chakra - Colgate.


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For those lost in love
Har shaam ka sathi main aur mera - Bagpiper Whisky.


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For a guy 'r gal who hasn't yet found one
Dhoondte rehe jayo ge - Surf Excel


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Burj Al Arab - Interior Photos Symbol (Dubai)

Fastest in the World

Fastest Car in the World
Shelby Super Cars Ultimate Aero
412.28 KMPH


Fastest Animal in the World
Cheetah
113 KMPH


Fastest Bird in the World
Spine tailed swift
171 KMPH


Fastest Fish in the world
SailFish
110 kmph


Fastest Man in the world Usain Bolt
40-43 KMPH


Fastest Plane in the world X-43 Aircraft
12144 KMPH


Fastest Train in the World
Shanghai Maglev Train
581 KMPH


Fastest Bike in the world
TomaHawk(Not a Legal Bike)
675 KMPH


Ducati Desmosedici RR GP Replica(Legal)
320 KMPH

Birthday Color

If your birthday is on ...... Scroll down to find out about your nature . December 23rd - January 1st Red January 2nd - January 11th Orange January 12th - January 24th Yellow January 25th - February 3 Pink February 4th - February 8th Blue February 9th - February 18th Green February 19th - February 28th Brown March1st - Match 10th Aqua March 11 - March 20th Lime March 21 st Black March 22 nd - March 31st Purple April 1st - April 10th Navy April 11th - April 20th Silver April 21st - April 30th White May 2nd - May 14th Blue May 15th - May 24th Gold May 25th - June 3rd Cream June 4th - June13th Gray June 14 - June 23rd Maroon June 24th Gray June 25 - July 4th Red July 5th - July 14th Orange July 15th - July 25 th Yellow July 26th - August 4 th Pink August 5th - August 13th Blue August 14th - August 23rd Green August 24 - September 2nd Brown September 3rd - September12th Aqua September 13th - September 22nd Lime September 23rd Olive September 24th - October 3rd Purple October 4th - October 13th Nave October 14th - October 23rd Silver October 24 - November 11th White November 12th - November 21st Gold November 22nd - December1st Cream December 2nd - December11th Gray December 12th - December 21st Maroon December 22nd Teal   RED Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable. CREAM Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time. TEAL You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends. GREY You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor. GREEN You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person. GOLD You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time. PINK You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale. YELLOW You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship. MAROON You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love.... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love. ORANGE You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever. PURPLE You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy. LIME You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you. SILVER You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life is normally hard and confusing. WHITE You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others. OLIVE You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily. BROWN You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well. BLUE You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart. NAVY You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them. AQUA Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love. BLACK You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different. ORANGE You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.

5 minute - Management Course - Really Awesome

    5 minute - Management Course......



    Lesson 1:
    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

    The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel andruns downstairs.

    When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

    Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800to drop that towel.'

    After thinking for a moment, the woman dropsher towel and stands naked in front of Bob, aftera few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

    The woman wraps back up in the towel andgoes back upstairs.

    When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

    'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

    'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

    Moral of the story:

    If you share critical information pertaining tocredit and risk with your shareholders in time,you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

    Lesson 2:
    A priest offered a Nun a lift.
    She got in and crossed her legs, forcing hergown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly hadan accident.

    After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg..

    The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
    The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
    The nun once again said, 'Father, rememberPsalm 129?'

    The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the fleshis weak.'

    Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

    On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

    Moral of the story:
    If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

    Lesson 3:
    A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

    They rub it and a Genie comes out.
    The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
    'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I wantto be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, withouta care in the world.'
    Puff! She's gone.

    'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want tobe in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of PinaColadas and the love of my life.'

    Puff! He's gone.

    'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
    The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

    Moral of the story:
    Always let your boss have the first say.

    Lesson 4
    An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

    A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
    The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

    So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

    Moral of the story:
    To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


    Lesson 5
    A person was chatting with a bull.

    'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the person, 'but I haven't got the energy..'
    'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

    The person pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..

    Finally after a fourth night, the person was proudly perched at the top of the tree..

    He was promptly spotted by a farmer, whoshot him out of the tree.

    Moral of the story:
    Bull Shit might get you to the top, but itwon't keep you there..

    Lesson 6
    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

    While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

    As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

    The dung was actually thawing him out!

    He lays there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
    A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

    Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
    promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Morals of the story:
    (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

    (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
    friend.

    (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
    your mouth shut!



    
    Congratulations! !! THIS ENDS YOUR 5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Customer Care in 2020........

Customer Care in 2020........ ...

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut ...."

Customer: "Helloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh...,hold.. ........on. .....88986135610 2049998-45- 54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3, 720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.. ."

Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter,.... registration number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... "

Customer: .... (abusive language )
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"

Customer: [Faints]